Time to tweet but cat got your tongue? Subtle Burns is here for you.
The Sardonic Touch
We are are full-service, written communications company providing withering tweets, cutting emails, backhanded complements, and a variety of tailored jabs of all sorts. Our strength is subtlety and playful wit, sharpened over a lifetime on the stupidity around us.
Full New York
We also pivot to direct communication. Our specialty services include "fuck-you, I quit" letters, rants, and we keep a few angry septuagenarians on call to make phone calls beginning with, "I'm going to tell you something, and you're not going to like it."
Contact us at subtleburns@gmail.com, describe your situation, and we'll work out a reasonable a quote. No tweet is too short, no insult too small, no budget too large.
What satisfied clients are saying:
"I wanted a life free of employment, in which nobody would hire me. Subtle Burns helped me reach my goal. Thanks!"
"Why spend hours crafting that reply when you can focus on your own work? Thanks for telling that cable company what's what, Subtle Burns!"